I took my dog to the groomer's at Petsmart because his hair was starting to kill him in this heat. After picking him up and seeing him shaved, I realized something....
You shave a dog, and he looks half as big as he did. My dog looks like a scrawny skeleton with Mandingo's dick.
Now...if you shave an actual human dick, like the cracka pornstars need to do, and it looks twice as big!
#WhatsUpWitDat?!
What is the difference? Physics? God? Or mere optical illusion?? All I know is, my rather intimidating cock can now be the Megatron of all cocks.
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