|These are on pillars leading up to the door...I likes em|
|This is an exact replica of what I will be wearing in a few months|
|Legendary Kyle Field in the not-to-far distance|
I am the Dennis Rodman of Texas A&M. Dennis is a Hall of Famer, bitches.
|I can't say how proud this made me. #FuckUT #ChivesGospel in full effect at Texas A&M|
|For all my Kansas City folk, this picture was taken with yall in mind.|
|I know what all of you are imagining you could watch on this behemoth.|
|DANCE FOR ME, HONKEY|
*PEW PEW PEW*
|The Yell Leaders tradition is something I hate. I am embarrassed. There's MORE than enough sorority whores to have a normal cheerleader squad.|
|I teared up a little bit at this point. I AM VICTORIOUS, CROWN ME.|
|Obviously had to add this. James Earl Rudder was BY FAR the best thing to ever happen to Texas A&M, and the entire Brazos Valley. That is, until the Chives arrived here.|
Then, it gets a little shameful:
|We couldn't get a cool president like Grover Cleveland? Who the fuck took Millard Fillmore's presidential library?|
|Cockslap whoever describes Rick Perry as a "knightly gentleman". I was under the impression even Aggies were sick of this jackass. #Bush2.0|
|This guy was governor of Texas when he became president of Texas A&M. I'm sure he owned slaves well past 1860. Also, he bares a strong resemblance to my friend, SECguy.|
|This is a tradition I wish was still around. I wish I could have witnessed this once as a student. Damn. RIP.|
|#FuckUT #BevoTheBitch One of the stupidest fucking mascots ever. I am repulsed every time he gets camera-fucked, then very hungry. I will eat a Bevo #alicebucketlist|
This was an awesome experience for me. If I could thank anyone, it would be me. This is my triumph. I made the sacrifices it took to get this ring. No classmates, peers, friends, no one...this is Chives*. Thanks to EVERYONE who has said anything to me. That shit means the world to me.
*It goes without saying: I am nothing without my family and their belief in me. No matter how little faith I have in myself, they won't let me give up. Chives could be president of this country if that position still had any honor or soul left.