Pick a pew, pick up your copy of the Chives Gospel, and let me guide you.
I'll probably tout this blog like it contains some kinda unique or righteous opinions and info, but in reality, I'm just really observant, introverted, nerdy, and stoned.
So, I guess I'm part of the Internet now. Where's all the streaming porn and downloadable music the kids talk so much about? I was expecting the porn industry to have its own web browser by now.
Anyways, I just wanted to rush out an initial post, so I can let you drunk degenerates suggest how to make this thing better. Fuck yeah.