The Church has been overdue for a semi-drunk post. I am a god among hipsters. I am the Milky Way. You are my planets and moons and stars.
Man if this post wasn't so hard to do as it was, I would get specific about who is who.
They went from Lil Wayne to NIN in this bar. This cover band has sang it's last fucking song.
Darts. My turn.
I couldn't fucking rule at this game anymore than I do. How often do you bullseye that shit, drunk and high as fuck.
Ok comrades, this is Chives the God signing off for now.