Saturday, May 7, 2011

iPad Lust

Now I would damn near anything short of an infant genocide to get an iPad.

Elusive tablet, stop teasing my brain's cock with rather convincing, around-the-clock commercials that I equate to watching Shakira shake her glorious ass; things I'll never have.

NOT YET, at least (both for the iPad and nailing Shakira).

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