This is what happens when you take me to a club

I went to Nawfgate last night with Clint Shane, and at one point they took me to a cesspool called Gatsby's....

Apparently CS has 4 clubs on Northgate alone, which blows my fucking mind. College Station? Clubs?!

Anyways, this place had a TV above the bar that you could text and your message would stay up there. So naturally I cooperated with that gimmick, WHOLEHEARTEDLY.



My first message read, "Y'all are fags". My last message read, "Show me your boobs".

I'm pretty sure I made the most of that situation. #ChivesGospel